Blonde Car Driving Jokes

There were two blonde friends driving to Disney World. They were driving on the interstate when they saw a sign that said Disney World LEFT. They both started crying and turned around and went home!

A highway patrolman was on the highway when he saw a Blonde behind the wheel that was not paying any attention. After she ignored his siren and lights, he pulled even with the car and realized the blonde was knitting! He got on the squad cars loud speaker and yelled for her to PULL OVER! The Blonde rolled the window down and said, NO, ITS A SCARF!!!!

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