New Car Salesman Pranks and Jokes

A person just hired to be a car salesman that has never sold cars before is referred to as a Green-Pea. Where the word come from, I do not know! But, this is one prank played on the newbie or Green-Pea at my dealership.

We wait until they have talked to at least one person. Lets say Mr Jones comes and looks at a new truck. We anxiously wait a few days and have a salesman that works at another car lot to call and ask for this new salesman. The newbie trips over themselves to answer the phone in anticipation of a sale. They are told that Mr Jones came and looked at a truck and he referred them to talk to them because of the way he was treated, even though he may not have purchased a car.

Now it gets interesting. Lets say the salesman assisting with the prank says his name is Mr Smith. Mr Smith says he has twin daughters graduating with honors from college, high school, etc, or maybe a birthday. He requests that 2 vehicles that he knows we have on the lot, (because we told him which ones) be cleaned up and ready to show to his daughters. Mr Smith tells the new salesman that this is a done deal, he is coming to surprise his sweet daughters with their new cars. Now, the fun part. To make his daughters feel important, he wants the new salesman to have 2 balloons blown up and for the salesman to be holding them close to the street so he knows how to identify this person he has never met. Along with a sign saying "We are proud of you Missy and Misty." This will also make his sweet daughters feel important.

The newbie is so excited that they tell everyone in the dealership they have 2 sales going out at such and such time. They eagerly blow balloons up and stand patiently waiting for Mr Smith to show. We usually wait, I mean Laugh, for about 45 minutes to an hour before we break the news that they have been punk'ed, I mean broke into being a car salesman. This usually follows with a very angry, hungry, naive, salesman that is almost ready to fight. But, it helps the day go by. So, if you see a salesman standing by the street holding balloons watching every passing car, laugh with us!

Be sure and check out these other Car Salesman Jokes and Car Lot Humor;
Car Salesman Joke; Eyeglasses
Grean Pea (New Car Salesman) Prank
Car Salesman Joke-Flying Cars
Car Salesman Joke-A Little Tail
Service Department Joke
Mexican Joke
Transmission Joke
Car Salesman; Day In The Life!
Dirty Car Salesman Joke