Yeah, "The Rules."
Whatever.
I have a problem with just one rule:
What is with the orthodoxy that the man must both lift the lid to piss, and put it back down when he's done?
But she isn't expected to lift it when she's done? Why is she so pissed when she goes to pee and sits on the rim? I'm somehow responsible for her not looking where she's sitting and getting the shock of cold porcelain on her delicate backside?
Where did this iniquity come from? What is the basis of its origin?
You'd think she'd just be happy enough with me putting the rim up in the first place so she - if she's not looking - only gets cold porcelain and not warm piss.
Help me out here.
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