The Wow Bus-Van Covered in Everything



This van basically has everything glued to it and maybe a hidden kitchen sink some where underneath all that stuff. It's a 1986 Ford WOW Bus priced at only $130 million dollars, the art car was photographed at the VCCA car show in Franklin Lakes, NJ on May 30, 2004.

I must sound jaded....

There's nothing like a good, long commute to work by bicycle to get me going on car-culture again.

So BUMP!

The ride Wednesday was actually incident free, for me, anyways. The only scary moment came at the Golf intersection at Milwaukee. As I went through the light was a solid yellow, quickly headed to red. Up ahead I saw a pot hole, and I checked behind me before dodging. My sixth sense told me to do so, but it was probably just the assumption that someone would of course run the light, or maybe it was just the revving engine. So I hit the pothole and let the car pass, its driver on a cell phone, unaware of the shiny, blunt instrument of death that caged her and insulated her.

I said the day was incident free for me. But not for someone else. I don't know who that someone was, because by time I saw him - or her - the cops were zipping up the body bag. That unlucky soul had, not too smartly, been jaywalking across Milwaukee, just south of Oakton, and had been hit. Had the life knocked out of him by the quintessential American right to drive fast, to drive alone, and drive whenever and where ever we want.

I am not advocating taking cars away. Or taking our choice or free will. I am not a communist. I drive on occasion. Alone, and where ever I want. But cars are probably the ultimate act of selfishness in our society. We casually burn away 400 years of sunshine each with each mile we drive. The slaughter of kids, mothers, dads, and friends continues every day, taking more lives a year than any war in history ever had. And mostly because of self-entitlement and impatience.

And I am not blaming the driver for that person's death Wednesday. That person was jaywalking, patently unsafe for the conditions on Milwaukee at any time of the day. Yet we are a culture that laughs at alternative choices of transportation and marginalizes those who chose those alternatives. Rarely am I physically threatened on purpose while biking. Far more often I am not even noticed, and that is far more unnerving. So many people think it's OK to simply honk, and pass me with only inches to spare with 2 tons of steel because getting to Wendy's is far more important than having to wait 13 seconds for space to open up to pass me safely.

The point is that these people in their cars would not behave this way were we both on foot. The car insulates, deadens, and gives us a false sense of size and power. But remember. Your body isn't made of a V-6 engine. It's flesh and bone. That bleeds. And dies.

Just like my body.

Lastly, the article I reference above is ironic went presented in terms of our own struggles here in Chicago. After all, Daley is trying mightily to secure his place in mayoral history by making Chicago the greenest city in the world. Yet his own greed and corruption, nay the City's itself has made the CTA into a money-devouring monster with a broken backbone that can only shit out delays and disillusioned customers. Customers who want to be better citizens, who want to do their part to make the city a better place to live in, but will now say "fuck it. I guess I'm driving instead."

Sure there is the rest of the state also holding us hostage with massive highway subsidization demands. But if we'd given the CTA it's due - for that matter, public transportation as a whole, nationally - we'd not be in the situation we are in now. The rest of the world is leaving us behind to choke on the exhaust fumes and high gas prices.

It's You.

(Maggie, so sorry it took so long to get to this...but Happy Birthday.)

There was still snow in my hair when I got the news,
yet, you warmed my world from the very first day.

I actually had a Little Sister. Another piece of me. Of Us.
It was on tape when I first saw you, but you weren't far away.

Just a little bit of pink skin under your fuzzy hat.
But it was you. It has always been YOU.

It was you who gurbled, who spit up your milk.
And crawled on Dad's hairy chest and gummed his nose.

It was you who first showed me how to feed the baby ducks.
It was you gave me hugs goodnight, and woke me up at 5am.

I buried Duff in the sand, but it was you who peed on him.
I was the one who took you to the park, but you taught me how to play.

As you grew, you looked different, talked different, acted different.
But it was always you. My Little Sister.

It was you who gave me patience, and showed me how
To get the things I wanted had to come with love.

And it was you who let me learn from all the mistakes I made
And didn't judge, and showed me how to be a brother again.

For once I wasn't fighting, bickering or bitching.
I was guiding you, but you knew the way.

Of all the gifts to give someone, yours is the best.
You gave me you. And you have made me.

2008 GM Owner Loyalty Rebate

CLICK HERE FOR JANUARY 2009 OWNER LOYALTY REBATES AND INCENTIVES
It is January 2008 and General Motors is changing rebates to promote early year sales. GM is finally offering an Owner Loyalty Bonus of $1000 on most all new vehicles. Past bonus cash has been conquest money for owning a non-GM vehicle. I know they were trying to pull other brands to GM including Ford, Dodge, Nissan, and Toyota, but I believe this penalized already Loyal GM owners.

If you are lucky enough to find a 2007 model left on a lot, there is still 0% financing available. There are also some low rates on 2008 models and some fair rebates combined with your loyalty money. To qualify for GM Loyalty Money, you must show proof of ownership of a 1999 or newer GM vehicle. You do not have to trade the auto, just show you own one.

Flyer Art Car


Artist and photographer Jonathan Gitelson collected over 1000 flyers and hand sowed them together to create a cover for his car. During the summer of 2004 he moved in across the street from the Funky Buddha Lounge and every morning his car was covered in night club flyers. He came up with the idea for "The Car Project" in which he went around photographing his car covered in flyers in front of the night clubs advertised on the same flyers.

This really made me laugh

Use headphones if at work...it's got naughty language.

Bumper Sticker Art Car

The Iowa caucus marked the beginning of the 2008 Presidential bumper sticker season, so I decided to feature a few Bumper Sticker Art Cars. Its the season to give others a piece of your mind and let them know how you "feeeel" about the issues of the day. There is nothing that says "I have a strong opinion" than covering your car in stickers. Also thanks to those of you who took the time to take the pictures. Let the games begin and may the best candidate win.

Also be sure to check out Bumper Sticker Madness for more stickers based on current news headlines from around the world

Bummer! Is this car still running around?

by Michael


by Cali dreaming


by richardmasoner


by Slackshow_baby13


by grrlie


by Melbytoast


by richard harrod


by judyboo


by Meer

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